Quotes For Kitchen and Bathrooms
Bathrooms
Splish, Splash, I was taking a bath!
Hot Baths 25 cents, soap extra
Rub-a-Dub-Dub, who’s that in the tub?
Welcome to our country bath
Cowboys Don’t Take Baths
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
A nice hot bath will fix just about anything...
Arise go forth and conquer!
Bare bottoms welcomed here!
Bathroom Rules: Hand towels are to be used by guests only. If you are not a guest, please dry your hands on your clothes!
Bathroom Rules: WASH-BRUSH-FLOSS-FLUSH
Be a sweetie…Close the seatie!
Bear Hugs and Back Rubs Welcome
Happiness is a long, hot bubble bath.
I aim to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help!
I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom.
If there’s a ring in the tub, please answer it!
If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!
If you’re astinkin’ and asweatin’…get to washin’!
No job is finished until the paperwork is done!
NOTICE: Replacing the toilet paper roll will not cause brain damage!
Please don’t hog the bathroom!
Please God…tell Mommy that cowboys don’t take baths!
Reading Room – Appointment Needed!
Rub a dub dub four girls in the tub, splishing and splashing with glee. They’ve scrubbed and they’ve rubbed and they’ve played in the tub, and now they are clean as can be!
Save water…Shower with a friend!
Stand close…it’s shorter than you think!
This is a do-it-yourself bathroom. No maid service available.
We aim to please, you aim too please!
Who awaits outside the door, one may never know; so tarry not my friend, he too may have to go!
You don’t need to brush all your teeth…only the ones you want to keep.
Kitchen
No husband has ever been shot for doing the dishes.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Never eat more than you can lift. –Miss Piggy
Come gather at our table
Broken cookies don’t have calories.
Dessert…too much of a good thing is wonderful. –Mae West
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. –Ed Bluestone
My mother’s menu consisted of two choices; Take it or leave it. –Buddy Hackett
Good Food, Good Friends, Good Company
The guests are met, the feast is set.
alk much, Sit long, Eat well
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
Bon Appétit
Eat Dessert First
Never trust a skinny cook
Cooking is Love made visible
A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious!
A pinch of this... a dash of that...
Fresh eggs... laid daily
God blesses this kitchen but He doesn’t clean it!
I do my part to keep the planet green; just look in my refrigerator.
I know that birds have little birds, and fish have little fishes. Then why don’t sinks
have little sinks, instead of dirty dishes?
I like hugs and I like kisses, but what I’d love…is help with the dishes!
I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
If messy kitchens are happy kitchens…mine is delirious!
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!
If yur lookin for home cookin…go home!
Keep this kitchen clean…Eat out!
Kitchen closed: this chick’s had it!
Lord…bless this kitchen, and those who labor in it…
Love bakes good cakes and brews good stews.
Make yourself at home…Clean my Kitchen!
Mom only works in the kitchen in days that end in “Y”
Mom’s Kitchen: Love served here
My next house will not have a kitchen, just vending machines.
ave water, don’t do dishes!
Sit... Relax... Gossip
The kitchen is the heart of the home…
This kitchen serves four basic food groups:1. chocolate fudge 2. chocolate brownies 3. chocolate ice cream 4. Diet Coke
Two choices for dinner tonight…take it OR leave it!
I kiss better than I cook
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
Eat your peas.